PREMIERGuitar Mystery Stocking 2022 (2025)

musicman1 said:

I voted the last option but frankly it’s my favorite annual tgp thread. Long live the Box of Sad! Dilly Dilly!

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Dilly Dilly!

The last few years have been so bad for me that I’ve been pronouncing it in French to justify participating: gar-bagé.

I’m out this year. Good luck everybody else!

Gone Fission said:

They’re soliciting manufacturer participation:

Mystery Stocking 2024 – Premier Guitar Ads

ads.premierguitar.com

Anyone want to use the form to troll them about a stack of fugly cultural-appropriating apparel in ladies’ extra small that you would like to unloa—er, contribute—in order to get some banner ads?

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That’s how it works every year. Premier Guitar pay for near zero% of the stuff they’re giving away.

P-Simmons said:

That’s how it works every year. Premier Guitar pay for near zero% of the stuff they’re giving away.

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So, nothing but the best for all of us! Right? Right?!?!

I have never heard of this. Do you have to be subscribed to Premier Guitar?

It doesn’t really matter I guess, I can’t even make the time to buy a lotto ticket when there are two full days before the draw… No way I’m going to be in time to get anything anyway

Fowleri Is God said:

I have never heard of this. Do you have to be subscribed to Premier Guitar?

It doesn’t really matter I guess, I can’t even make the time to buy a lotto ticket when there are two full days before the draw… No way I’m going to be in time to get anything anyway

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Nope, you don't have to be a subscriber. When they post the info there's usually a form you can fill out to "be reminded" about it. I think this also subscribes you to their emails.

Or you can just watch the forums here; I'll post when the date is announced and I'm sure others will as we get closer.

The last couple years it seems to have been a little easier to get one. Maybe because the "boxes of sad" have lowered the number of people trying.

I’d rather spend $40 USD on a 1.75L of bourbon..

Here for the disappointment (chaos)!

george4908 said:

Maybe next year. Since I just won the $1.6 billion Powerball lottery, I figure I've used up my allotment of good luck this year.

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So, you're buying us all boxes of sad this year, right?

RMosack said:

Forgot all about that. I haven’t done it in a few years. When is it this year?

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No date announced yet. When I see it, I'll post it here.

Thyshra said:

So, you're buying us all boxes of sad this year, right?

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Better than that. I'm buying Premier Guitar and every entrant wins a Telecaster.

george4908 said:

Better than that. I'm buying Premier Guitar and every entrant wins a Telecaster.

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Don't you think it would be better for everyone if you just gave me a few million dollars??

Earthling said:

I don't spend money on really anything else except maybe strings and the occasional pedal.

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What a coincidence! That's exactly what's in these mystery boxes!

brs928 said:

What a coincidence! That's exactly what's in these mystery boxes!

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You forgot to mention the tears. So much sad...